4 Funny Massage Quotes That’ll Have You Relaxing... from Laughter!

"Never postpone your massage for tomorrow if you can do it today." Thomas Jefferson

"I would prefer a politician who regularly gets massages over someone who promises a laptop for every teacher."– A. Wilson

"Massage is the only form of physical pleasure in which nature forgot to add any side effects." -Robert Breault

"Massage is like a movie, relaxing and taking you somewhere else, except in a massage, you are the protagonist. And you lose nothing if you fall asleep."– Elizabeth Howard

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